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Another one from the ‘Only in Ausfailure department’ as the wrong winner is announced on Ausfailure’s reality TV show ‘Next Top Model’. Show host Sarah Murdoch wasn’t told who won so ended up announcing the loser as the winner. After the loser had made her victory speech she was them told that like most Aussies Continue reading Next Top Muddle New match-fixing allegations involving high-profile NRL players have been revealed by a Sydney radio station. The reports confirm what many have suspected for years, that rugby league in Ausfailure is rigged. How long it has been going on it anyone’s guess, but they’ve been playing the game over here for 100 years. Triple M reported Continue reading NRL Keeping Match Fixing Quiet Until Games Over Un-named Aussie Sports Team Captain Scientists think they may have discovered the reason why so many Aussies seem to be dickheads and the cause seems to be too much exposure to tributyltin (TBT). TBT is a common ingrediant in anti-fouling and Aussies are known to wear it on their nether regions to avoid Continue reading Scientists Discover Penis Growth Hormone Working For Aussies Insert Here Aussies are fed up with being losers and that’s completely understandable in the post cheating era where winning isn’t as easy as it used to be for the under performers from down under. Unfortunately they’ve been having their arses dished up on a plate for so long that even a crappy Continue reading Sheilas Homo Rant Follows Mel’s Jew and ‘Nigger’ Remarks Sheila's Rugby A Great Spectator Sport Ausfailure’s sports fans finally had something to cheer about this century when their sheila rugby team overcame the odds and won a game in the World Championship Finals. The Aussie girls beat France to finish third overall. The World Title was won by New Zealand again. Ausfailure’s Continue reading Aussie Sheilas Beat France |
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