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Sporting Failure Capital of the World Ausfailure has once more lowered the bar on how embarrassing it’s successive sporting humiliations can go with a predictable loss to Samoa. Sources from Samoa say they were not surprised to have knocked off the Super 14 champions. “Yeah pro, we won, but when you look at it, we Continue reading Aussies Celebrate Another Humiliating Loss While it’s very true that Ausfailure is a dump, full of bogan losers and sports stars getting away with all sorts of garbage it’s not all bad news if your refuge boat lands there. New Zealand is only a few more kilometers away and a much nicer place to live and visit, according to experts. Continue reading Every body needs good neighbours NZ Male Model and All Black Dan Carter In His Lingerie Photo Shoot Aussies shed tears of pride last night as their poofter team finally managed to out poofter fellow poofters the All Blacks. The All Blacks are a team of male models from New Zealand who have been on a winning Continue reading Ausfailure Wins Poofter Competition Sheila's Rugby A Great Spectator Sport Ausfailure’s sports fans finally had something to cheer about this century when their sheila rugby team overcame the odds and won a game in the World Championship Finals. The Aussie girls beat France to finish third overall. The World Title was won by New Zealand again. Ausfailure’s Continue reading Aussie Sheilas Beat France Ausfailure came as close to beating New Zealand at anything as they have for nearly 25 years when they lost the Junior World Rugby Championship yet again. NZ 1 – Ausfailure Nil, Again New Zealand has retained the world junior rugby championship, thumping Australia 62-17 in this morning’s final in Rosario, Argentina. The Continue reading NZ Rugby Team Pips Ausfailure By 45 Points The Loserbies Ausfailure’s forlorn sporting hopes were in tatters tonight as the ruggeroid team’s world cup preparations went down the gurgler. Already having to settle for having New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific, take possession of the rugby league world cup, Ausfailure now faces little chance Continue reading Wannabes 1 Match Winning Streak Ends Uruguay Rugby – 1972 cannibals AFL Legend Mel Brown has shed some light on why the NSWRL appears to have be less racist than jail-cell suicide capital of the world Queensland. Poor lighting is to blame says Brown. Observers were sceptical about QR-Hell mascot Anthony Mundine’s claims that ‘boys’ got a fair go Continue reading AFL Sheds Light On Rugby League Race Policy No joking, It’s choking More bad news for Ausfailure’s long suffering sports fans today as news comes in of the Ausfailure Schoolboys suffered a heartbreaking 30-28 loss in the dying stages of their tour match against England Under 18 at Sale Rugby Club on Sunday. Hot on the heals of the Wallabies humiliating Continue reading Aussie Youngsters Join Choker Ranks Wallabies Captain Rocky Elsom Says Team Is Not Full Of Meatheads While the world laughs uncontrollably at the growing list of Ausfailure’s sporting disasters teams that usually struggle to beat the Ockers are lining up to thrash the daylights out of them. Take their Two Time Rugby World Cup winning team. The Wallabies Continue reading Ausfailure loses to Scotland for first time since 1982 AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market. The cupboard is bare Features Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are Continue reading AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE While Ausfailure’s losers struggle to come to grips with losing the Rugby League World Cup to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group islands in the Pacific, the world laughed as the hapless Loseroos woke up this morning suffering from yet more serious humiliation on the world sporting stages. Noted sports commentator Bluey Crackersport was Continue reading Ausfailure’s latest horror sporting weekend The rugby world was today shocked to find the Wellington Hurricanes finally win a game. The Canes beat comp favorites The Brumbies in a bizarre match at Brumbies home ground 20 – 13. Australian Rugby Union spokespeople have denied rumors that they are approaching their New Zealand counterparts and offering them another chance at a Continue reading Wellington Shock Rugby World |
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