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You’d think the dumb ocker fatheads would have learned something by now wouldn’t you? Just when you thought they couldn’t slip further down the slippery slope along comes some utter flipping drongo and adds another bucket of grease to the trip. When Lockyer got his head kicked in by a team mate and ended his Continue reading Ausfailure Lose The Unloseable More silver medals for being not quite good enough are certain to be going to Ausfailure with the announcement that Rugby League will be coming to the Commonwealth Games soon. When it comes to rugby league, like most sports, Ausfailure are currently runners up to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated island somewhere in the Continue reading More Silvers Headed Ausfailure’s Way Coach Tim Sheens consoles player Billy Slater after the Four Nations final. 11:21 AM Monday Nov 15, 2010 Only a matter of days ago Australia were rated the best team in rugby league. Now their media are practically writing obituaries following the Kangaroos’ shock loss to the Kiwis in the Four Nations final. Here’s Continue reading Ausfailure’s Admits New Zealand Is Way Fuggen Better Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Choke, Choke, Choke Poor Ausfailure. They just can’t seem to learn that the key to winning is winning when it counts. Take their latest humiliating defeat in rugby league at the hands once more of the world champion New Zealand Kiwis in the Four Nations Final which saw New Zealand Continue reading Mastering The Art of Losing When It Counts A Man's Best Friend, in Ausfailure This website has often said Ausfailure is going to the dogs and has highlighted the trip. We will continue to do so as this is our service to humanity, of which Ausfailure is welcome to join any time. It looks a long way off though after events Continue reading Ausfailure Unleashed New match-fixing allegations involving high-profile NRL players have been revealed by a Sydney radio station. The reports confirm what many have suspected for years, that rugby league in Ausfailure is rigged. How long it has been going on it anyone’s guess, but they’ve been playing the game over here for 100 years. Triple M reported Continue reading NRL Keeping Match Fixing Quiet Until Games Over L to R: Smith, Inglis and Slater prepare for Origin Origin of the Species star Melbourne Storm captain Cameron Smith has made it three in a row. http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/smiths-three-contracts/sto… NRL salary cap investigators have discovered champion hooker Cameron Smith had THREE separate contracts with Melbourne Storm. One was registered with the NRL, one was Continue reading Smith Makes It Three In A Row No Bubble Gum As police hand back embarrassing cellphone footage of rugby league stars doing illegal drugs offenders chewing gum in class are not given such leniency. Sh!t no. Source …Read Full Story Jailed for bursting gum STEVE BUTCHER June 18, 2010 A GUM-CHEWING 20-year-old from Dandenong was yesterday jailed by a magistrate Continue reading Cocaine Yes, Bubble Gum No Jamal Umboto, 3rd from left. As part of their daily public relations training the Sockerlose visited an orphanage in South Africa this morning. “It’s so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly struggling and facing the impossible” said Jamal Umboto, aged 6 In other news lowly ranked pretenders Ghana Continue reading Sockerlose Orphanage Visit Brings Cheer You have to laugh at all those Broncoes fans who have been falling over the place supporting the Melbourne Storm cheats with many saying the players are completely innocent? Of course we can only speculate why Broncoes fans are shoving their tongues down the trousers of News Ltd’s other team, but until we have cellphone Continue reading Storm Players Too Busy Cheating For Queensland To Front Up Shit Storm – Click for Full Story Ausfailure’s long suffering sport’s fans woke up today finding that yet another of their illustrious sporting icons are in fact like the rest of them – cheats. Melbourne Storm have proved unbeatable over the last 5 years. Winning against Storm has proven harder than proving a Continue reading Shit Storm Rocks Land Of Cheating Number 2 England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn’t manage when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations tournament. New Zealand are rugby league world champions after caning the Kangalose in last years final. Ausfailure failed Continue reading England Celebrates 2nd Best Team Award After spending the last week lobbying for an Ausfailure referee to help the underpowered Kangalose get a leg up in this weekends Four Nations Final the RLB has appointed a New Zealand referee to control the game. The final will decide which team out of England and Ausfailure can earn bragging rights to being Not Continue reading Ausfailure Fails In Four Nations, Again Updated 12-11-2009 08:17 Ausfailure Sh!tting Bricks Again After spending the last 12 months whinging about the Australian born ref who controlled their predictable world cup final loss to New Zealand, Ausfailure are again groveling for a ref from Ausfailure to help them beat the powerhouse England team that dealt to the Kiwis Continue reading Ausfailure Grovels For Home Ref Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more. Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to Continue reading Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart Updated 10-11-2009 07:41 World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand were gracious in their praise of winners of next Saturday’s Four Nations Tournament England. They had no excuses, no complaints, no whinges, no ‘what might have been moments’: England played better and deserved to beat them in this elimination game. While this is a Continue reading Kiwis Refuse To Emulate Ricky Stuart Left whimpering and impotent by World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand when they failed to beat the Kiwis 2 weeks ago Ausfailure spent the last fortnight whinging and talking about losing yet again to the all powerful Kiwi juggernaut. Former hard man Jarrod Hayne even went as far to suggest there was a conspiracy Continue reading Ausfailure Cry Foul At England Win 2 centuries ago England sent it’s criminals downunder, this week Ausfailure sent a boat load of them back to try and find a way to beat the fearsome New Zealand* World Champion Kiwi Rugby League. In their latest effort the boys from Ausfailure did what they do best and failed. Again. New Zealand scored 4 Continue reading Ausfailure’s Kiwi Nightmares Continue A Loser Good luck to the hapless and long suffering sports fans from Ausfailure as your down and out downunders try to scrape together yet another hollow victory against the World Champion Kiwi Rugby League Team. Inside word is that Ausfailure have a secret weapon in the form of a designer Nathan Van Continue reading Ausfailure ready for Four Nations Defeat AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market. The cupboard is bare Features Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are Continue reading AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE |
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