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Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure Being Sh!t At Sports For The Last Decade It’s official. Ausfailure’s 24 million sore losers have found a scapegoat for their craparse London Olympics effort. Julia Gillard is the reason the Aussies haven’t been able to cheat a few wins in London. Gillard became prime minister after former Continue reading Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure’s Olympic Sh!t The Bed Any Aussie who tells you they are not a nation of loser whinging halfwits just needs to be reminded of Kangalose Coach Ricky Stuart’s bleating moaning whingefest that cost him his job after his pack of moaners choked again against New Zealand in a big game, but it’s nice to see the daily press in Continue reading Whinger! Salute to another great Australian trait PHIL GIFFORD – Sunday Star Times http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/opinion/4507472/Ockers-who-hit-an-all-time-low OPINION: Let’s honour the Australian way in sport by kicking them while they’re down. Punter Ponting’s meltdown during the Ashes debacle at the MCG might have drawn more sympathy if you didn’t recall Steve Waugh’s snipe at Herschelle Gibbs in a world cup final, “You’ve just dropped the Continue reading Ashes to ashes: Ockers who hit an all-time low Another one from the ‘Only in Ausfailure department’ as the wrong winner is announced on Ausfailure’s reality TV show ‘Next Top Model’. Show host Sarah Murdoch wasn’t told who won so ended up announcing the loser as the winner. After the loser had made her victory speech she was them told that like most Aussies Continue reading Next Top Muddle Aussie Coach Potato Dean is beside himself with grief over cricket loses During the match fixing era it was pretty common for current world champion whingers Ausfailure to return a win divvy. However for whatever reason it’s now almost impossible to find anything that you would be prepared to back Ausfailure winning, other Continue reading More Misery For Aussie Couch Potatos Ausfailure’s long suffering sports fan jokers were today shamed by a bunch of girl’s blouse wearers as their women’s cricket team succeeded to do what none of their men can do – they beat New Zealand at something. New Zealand is a small sparsely populated group of islands in the Pacific and current rugby league Continue reading Ausfailure – A Girl’s Blouse Paradise As Ausfailure’s cricket team and fans reel and mourn it’s now legendary ability to bowl underarm to secure victories against real sports teams at least they are not laying down and doing bugger all about it like the rest of their lazy fellow country losers. When the Green and Yellow losers from Down Underarm faced Continue reading Ocker Cricketers Lose The Plot, Again Updated 12-11-2009 08:17 Ausfailure Sh!tting Bricks Again After spending the last 12 months whinging about the Australian born ref who controlled their predictable world cup final loss to New Zealand, Ausfailure are again groveling for a ref from Ausfailure to help them beat the powerhouse England team that dealt to the Kiwis Continue reading Ausfailure Grovels For Home Ref Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more. Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to Continue reading Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart One word: Monahan. If you can’t win it fair, then cheat. Monahan’s professional foul on Hohaia summed up 50 years of professional cheating by a team that claims (falsely) to be the best in the world. With the Kangalose on the rack and the Kiwi’s rampaging through them at will Monahan played the man instead Continue reading Kiwi’s Retain World Champion Status When Rugby League role model and celebrated national hero Andrew Johns boasted about taking banned drugs for a decade without punishment a year ago he obviously he sent a message to other athletes from Ausfailure not quite good enough to compete without cheating. That message was ‘take any drugs you like, you’ll probably get away Continue reading Ausfailure Drug Cheat Numbers Swell For Olympic Glory |
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