Another Day, Another Failure

There's always next year

There's always next year

It’s not every day that records are set at Augusta, home of the Masters Golf Tournament, but every day some hacker fails to break the course record.

So it was when Loser Nation representative Jason Day came within one shot of the course record after his second round at the tournament it shocked no one that once more an Aussie choked and failed.

Ausgusta is the course where Greg ‘The Sharks’ Norman performed his famous chokathon when he blew an 8 shot lead going into the final round losing to, of all things, a pom.

“When I failed I thought of Greg immediately” said a shattered Day.

Fellow Ocker Stuart Appleby, at three-over, was destined to miss the cut.

Choking is a national pastime in Ausfailure as is snapping the boat in half and sinking while chasing the Kiwi vessel at San Diego.

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