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Source New Zealand Herald gives up a roundup of just how badly the former penile colony is taking the current wave of failure at the London Olympics. Australia’s Olympic chiefs could do well to think about issuing Kevlar vests to their team. With unexpected failures in the Games’ opening days, the media flak is already Continue reading Ausfailure’s Olympic Meltdown Continues Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure Being Sh!t At Sports For The Last Decade It’s official. Ausfailure’s 24 million sore losers have found a scapegoat for their craparse London Olympics effort. Julia Gillard is the reason the Aussies haven’t been able to cheat a few wins in London. Gillard became prime minister after former Continue reading Gillard To Blame For Ausfailure’s Olympic Sh!t The Bed Ausfailure’s sh!thouse sporting efforts over the last 10 – 20 years have seen a negative side effect on the physical and mental health of this nation of professional losers, according to latest scientific studies. Aussies ‘in denial’ about being overweight SOURCE They may live in the lucky country but Australians are in denial about their Continue reading Lard Arse Nation In Denial Any Aussie who tells you they are not a nation of loser whinging halfwits just needs to be reminded of Kangalose Coach Ricky Stuart’s bleating moaning whingefest that cost him his job after his pack of moaners choked again against New Zealand in a big game, but it’s nice to see the daily press in Continue reading Whinger! Salute to another great Australian trait While it’s very true that Ausfailure is a dump, full of bogan losers and sports stars getting away with all sorts of garbage it’s not all bad news if your refuge boat lands there. New Zealand is only a few more kilometers away and a much nicer place to live and visit, according to experts. Continue reading Every body needs good neighbours [Source] MORE than 100 police officers have been charged with 320 criminal offences over the past two years, ranging from drug dealing to aggravated sexual assault, drink-driving and unlawfully altering official records, NSW Police data obtained by the Herald show. The most common charges against 117 officers arrested during the financial years 2008-09 and 2009-10 Continue reading Corruption Alive And Well In Convict Nation Renshaw – On His Bike Ocker boofheads are everywhere in sport. When you can’t win it fair, the Aussie cheats. Well, that turned to custard for Aussie boofhead Mark Renshaw on the Tour De France. Renshaw was expelled from the Tour after helping Mark Cavendish, his teammate, win Stage 11 yesterday. Renshaw, the Continue reading Ocker Expelled From Tour For Head Butting Kiwi Opponent Whinge, whinge, bleat, bleat, woe is me. Ausfailure is embarrassing itself on the world stage and showing the world what a bunch of whingers they really are deep down where it counts, as rugby league fans knew all along. [Source and Full Story] DESPITE sharing the frustration of the players after watching the Continue reading Aussie Whingers Told To Shut TF Up, Again 1/. Stop Cheating 2/. Stop Whinging 3/. Play Football It’s official, world champion whingers Ausfailure are also world champion cheats. FIFA has tried to dull the droning whining of the Aussie losers as they whinge and bleat and belly ache about the refs doing their jobs. [Source and Full Story] ON THE eve Continue reading They’ve Been Doing It All Day Ref! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! While the world sits up and watches as the All Whites from New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group of islands somewhere in the pacific and current rugby league world champions, upstage their big mouthed and small dicked not so neighborly neighbors from the west Ausfailure at the FIFA World Cup Ausfailure Continue reading “We’ve never been given the fair go” bleat Sockerlose Number 2 England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn’t manage when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations tournament. New Zealand are rugby league world champions after caning the Kangalose in last years final. Ausfailure failed Continue reading England Celebrates 2nd Best Team Award After spending the last week lobbying for an Ausfailure referee to help the underpowered Kangalose get a leg up in this weekends Four Nations Final the RLB has appointed a New Zealand referee to control the game. The final will decide which team out of England and Ausfailure can earn bragging rights to being Not Continue reading Ausfailure Fails In Four Nations, Again Updated 12-11-2009 08:17 Ausfailure Sh!tting Bricks Again After spending the last 12 months whinging about the Australian born ref who controlled their predictable world cup final loss to New Zealand, Ausfailure are again groveling for a ref from Ausfailure to help them beat the powerhouse England team that dealt to the Kiwis Continue reading Ausfailure Grovels For Home Ref Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more. Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to Continue reading Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart 2 centuries ago England sent it’s criminals downunder, this week Ausfailure sent a boat load of them back to try and find a way to beat the fearsome New Zealand* World Champion Kiwi Rugby League. In their latest effort the boys from Ausfailure did what they do best and failed. Again. New Zealand scored 4 Continue reading Ausfailure’s Kiwi Nightmares Continue AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market. The cupboard is bare Features Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are Continue reading AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE While Ausfailure’s losers struggle to come to grips with losing the Rugby League World Cup to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group islands in the Pacific, the world laughed as the hapless Loseroos woke up this morning suffering from yet more serious humiliation on the world sporting stages. Noted sports commentator Bluey Crackersport was Continue reading Ausfailure’s latest horror sporting weekend A Happy Marriage – Aus Style Four women interviewed by Four Corners allege they have been involved in group sex with players or been victims of sexual abuse. Details of one group sex session, involving Nine Network star Matthew Johns when he was playing with NRL club Cronulla in 2002, were revealed last Continue reading Ausfailure’s Love Of Group Sex Under Attack Updated 28-12-2008 19:00 Only Ausfailure could offer a $1000 dollar Rugby League 2008 World Cup winning souvenir to fans of a team that hadn’t won the game yet. This ad was placed in the Daily Telegraph inviting Aussies to celebrate their win before the game. No, really We have fixed the typos Continue reading If you thought Anthony Mundine was a big headed twat, take a look at this One word: Monahan. If you can’t win it fair, then cheat. Monahan’s professional foul on Hohaia summed up 50 years of professional cheating by a team that claims (falsely) to be the best in the world. With the Kangalose on the rack and the Kiwi’s rampaging through them at will Monahan played the man instead Continue reading Kiwi’s Retain World Champion Status |
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