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While it’s very true that Ausfailure is a dump, full of bogan losers and sports stars getting away with all sorts of garbage it’s not all bad news if your refuge boat lands there. New Zealand is only a few more kilometers away and a much nicer place to live and visit, according to experts. Continue reading Every body needs good neighbours No joking, It’s choking More bad news for Ausfailure’s long suffering sports fans today as news comes in of the Ausfailure Schoolboys suffered a heartbreaking 30-28 loss in the dying stages of their tour match against England Under 18 at Sale Rugby Club on Sunday. Hot on the heals of the Wallabies humiliating Continue reading Aussie Youngsters Join Choker Ranks Number 2 England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn’t manage when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations tournament. New Zealand are rugby league world champions after caning the Kangalose in last years final. Ausfailure failed Continue reading England Celebrates 2nd Best Team Award After spending the last week lobbying for an Ausfailure referee to help the underpowered Kangalose get a leg up in this weekends Four Nations Final the RLB has appointed a New Zealand referee to control the game. The final will decide which team out of England and Ausfailure can earn bragging rights to being Not Continue reading Ausfailure Fails In Four Nations, Again Updated 12-11-2009 08:17 Ausfailure Sh!tting Bricks Again After spending the last 12 months whinging about the Australian born ref who controlled their predictable world cup final loss to New Zealand, Ausfailure are again groveling for a ref from Ausfailure to help them beat the powerhouse England team that dealt to the Kiwis Continue reading Ausfailure Grovels For Home Ref Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more. Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to Continue reading Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart Updated 10-11-2009 07:41 World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand were gracious in their praise of winners of next Saturday’s Four Nations Tournament England. They had no excuses, no complaints, no whinges, no ‘what might have been moments’: England played better and deserved to beat them in this elimination game. While this is a Continue reading Kiwis Refuse To Emulate Ricky Stuart 2 centuries ago England sent it’s criminals downunder, this week Ausfailure sent a boat load of them back to try and find a way to beat the fearsome New Zealand* World Champion Kiwi Rugby League. In their latest effort the boys from Ausfailure did what they do best and failed. Again. New Zealand scored 4 Continue reading Ausfailure’s Kiwi Nightmares Continue A Loser Good luck to the hapless and long suffering sports fans from Ausfailure as your down and out downunders try to scrape together yet another hollow victory against the World Champion Kiwi Rugby League Team. Inside word is that Ausfailure have a secret weapon in the form of a designer Nathan Van Continue reading Ausfailure ready for Four Nations Defeat AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market. The cupboard is bare Features Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are Continue reading AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE While Ausfailure’s losers struggle to come to grips with losing the Rugby League World Cup to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group islands in the Pacific, the world laughed as the hapless Loseroos woke up this morning suffering from yet more serious humiliation on the world sporting stages. Noted sports commentator Bluey Crackersport was Continue reading Ausfailure’s latest horror sporting weekend Updated 02-07-2008 14:30 While it is a generally accepted fact that Aussie sports people are the worlds biggest cheats due to their inability to compete effectively on a level playing field a study just released proves that they are not the only ones cheating to get by in the big league. Sports referees from Continue reading Official: Aussie Refs Admit To Being Cheats Too Pineapple House Rugby League fans from Ausfailure yesterday mourned the achievement of New Zealander Reuben Wiki in becoming the first New Zealander to play 300 first grade games in the NR-Hell. Kiwis have always struggled to make 300 games because of the way they are shafted by the corrupt jokediciary which uses a Continue reading Wiki Beats The Odds Bring Back The Boof-Head (from unconscienceness) Ausfailure began their attempt to win back the Tri Nations Trophy from current champions New Zealand with a predictable effort on Saturday night at Mt Smart in Auckland, New Zealand. As always Ausfailure insisted on an Aussie ref to assist them and as per usual they have Continue reading Ausfailure Tri Nations Series Starts With Disaster New Zealand were today still miles ahead of the opposition in the Tri Nations series after their all the way win against Great Britain in the 3rd Tri Nations game in London. New Zealand won the match 42 to 26. The result has devastated Great Britain who now have the impossible task of having to Continue reading NEW ZEALAND CRUISE TO EASY WIN OVER GREAT BRITAIN Bluey Crackersport in Auckland The Kiwis confirmed their rightful place at the top of international rugby league last night in Auckland when they added 26 points to their points tally in the Tri Nations Series. The top line Kangaroo side looked decidedly second rate next to the 5th string Kiwi side cobbled together Continue reading KIWIS STORM TO TOP OF TRI-NATIONS SERIES New Zealand today was allowed to announce it’s rugby league team to play Australia in the upcoming Tri-Nations series. The team is: Brent Webb, Jake Webster, Paul Whatuira, Clinton Toopi, Manu Vatuvei, Nigel Vagana, Stacey Jones, Paul Rauhihi, Lance Hohaia, Ruben Wiki, David Kidwell, Frank Pritchard and Louis Anderson. On the bench are David Faiumu, Continue reading Kiwis Announce 4th String Team To Play Australia Australian Captain Ms Darren Lockyer shows off the new test strip for the paparazzi. The head honchos of Australian Rugby League today announced that for all test matches against formidable third string Kiwi rugby league sides Australian Players would be kitted out in a special playing strip. A spokesman said that the new Continue reading Australia Announces New Test Strip Bradfords Kiwi saviors Henry and Robbie Paul are set to release their first single this week to raise funds for their record label. The Paul Bros have a signed a 12 album deal with local hit record producer Miss Anne Zack and the first single will be off the first album entitled “Wish You Were Continue reading Paul Brothers Hit Due Soon ‘Packing bricks’ is how Australian sources close to the test team yet to be announced described the camp’s feeling towards the announcement that a neutral referee will officiate in this years ANZAC test. “Using neutral refs doesn’t help our cause at all, and it goes against the grain to have to accept that.’ said an Continue reading Australia Sh!tting Bricks In Lead Up To ANZAC Test |
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