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SOURCE: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/05/20/2904273.htm Updated May 20, 2010 06:59:00 Ausfailiure’s alleged men’s team has sh!t the bed again and lost 2-1 to the Czech Republic in its World Team Cup of tennis tie in Dusseldorf, Germany. Carsten Ball and Peter Luczak lost their singles rubbers in straight sets, but combined to win the doubles. Lleyton Hewitt was Continue reading Aussies lose World Team tennis tie As Ausfailure’s cricket team and fans reel and mourn it’s now legendary ability to bowl underarm to secure victories against real sports teams at least they are not laying down and doing bugger all about it like the rest of their lazy fellow country losers. When the Green and Yellow losers from Down Underarm faced Continue reading Ocker Cricketers Lose The Plot, Again While it’s very true that the past 10 years have been just awful for Ausfailure it’s not like they’re not used to making gallahs of themselves in front of millions of people. New Zealand Flys Region's Flag While Aussies Sit On Arse And Do Nothing, Again While Ausfailure lingers at the bottom of the no-hoper barrel and embarrasses itself on the World Stage on a daily basis sports fans from this part of the World can get down on their knees and thank God for Continue reading Thank God For New Zealand! No joking, It’s choking More bad news for Ausfailure’s long suffering sports fans today as news comes in of the Ausfailure Schoolboys suffered a heartbreaking 30-28 loss in the dying stages of their tour match against England Under 18 at Sale Rugby Club on Sunday. Hot on the heals of the Wallabies humiliating Continue reading Aussie Youngsters Join Choker Ranks Wallabies Captain Rocky Elsom Says Team Is Not Full Of Meatheads While the world laughs uncontrollably at the growing list of Ausfailure’s sporting disasters teams that usually struggle to beat the Ockers are lining up to thrash the daylights out of them. Take their Two Time Rugby World Cup winning team. The Wallabies Continue reading Ausfailure loses to Scotland for first time since 1982 Another Kiwi Dumbo Crosses The Ditch Ausfailure’s reputation as a haven for losers and dropouts has been confirmed by a recent census analysis. Wellington demographer James Newell found that figures proved that Kiwis who left New Zealand for Ausfailure were more likely to be unskilled. The good news for New Zealand is that Continue reading Ausfailure A Magnet For Dumbo’s Number 2 England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn’t manage when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations tournament. New Zealand are rugby league world champions after caning the Kangalose in last years final. Ausfailure failed Continue reading England Celebrates 2nd Best Team Award Updated 12-11-2009 08:17 Ausfailure Sh!tting Bricks Again After spending the last 12 months whinging about the Australian born ref who controlled their predictable world cup final loss to New Zealand, Ausfailure are again groveling for a ref from Ausfailure to help them beat the powerhouse England team that dealt to the Kiwis Continue reading Ausfailure Grovels For Home Ref Following the lead of disgraced former Ausfailure coach Ricky Stuart footy fans from Ausfailure are showing they are mad as hell about being losers and are not going to take it any more. Stuart coached the Kangalose to their Rugby League World Cup loss to New Zealand and despite having what many pundits referred to Continue reading Ausfailure Fans Emulate Ricky Stuart Updated 10-11-2009 07:41 World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand were gracious in their praise of winners of next Saturday’s Four Nations Tournament England. They had no excuses, no complaints, no whinges, no ‘what might have been moments’: England played better and deserved to beat them in this elimination game. While this is a Continue reading Kiwis Refuse To Emulate Ricky Stuart Left whimpering and impotent by World Champion Rugby League team New Zealand when they failed to beat the Kiwis 2 weeks ago Ausfailure spent the last fortnight whinging and talking about losing yet again to the all powerful Kiwi juggernaut. Former hard man Jarrod Hayne even went as far to suggest there was a conspiracy Continue reading Ausfailure Cry Foul At England Win 2 centuries ago England sent it’s criminals downunder, this week Ausfailure sent a boat load of them back to try and find a way to beat the fearsome New Zealand* World Champion Kiwi Rugby League. In their latest effort the boys from Ausfailure did what they do best and failed. Again. New Zealand scored 4 Continue reading Ausfailure’s Kiwi Nightmares Continue A Loser Good luck to the hapless and long suffering sports fans from Ausfailure as your down and out downunders try to scrape together yet another hollow victory against the World Champion Kiwi Rugby League Team. Inside word is that Ausfailure have a secret weapon in the form of a designer Nathan Van Continue reading Ausfailure ready for Four Nations Defeat AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE Cabinet for Sale – details below DISPLAY CABINET, (see attached photo) one of the most elegant and functional display cabinets currently on the market. The cupboard is bare Features Fine timber details 4 leadlight options 4 side access doors (there is maximum frontal display) Adjustable shelves are Continue reading AUSTRALIAN MANUFACTURED CABINET FOR SALE While Ausfailure’s losers struggle to come to grips with losing the Rugby League World Cup to New Zealand, a small sparsely populated group islands in the Pacific, the world laughed as the hapless Loseroos woke up this morning suffering from yet more serious humiliation on the world sporting stages. Noted sports commentator Bluey Crackersport was Continue reading Ausfailure’s latest horror sporting weekend A Happy Marriage – Aus Style Four women interviewed by Four Corners allege they have been involved in group sex with players or been victims of sexual abuse. Details of one group sex session, involving Nine Network star Matthew Johns when he was playing with NRL club Cronulla in 2002, were revealed last Continue reading Ausfailure’s Love Of Group Sex Under Attack Updated 28-12-2008 19:00 Only Ausfailure could offer a $1000 dollar Rugby League 2008 World Cup winning souvenir to fans of a team that hadn’t won the game yet. This ad was placed in the Daily Telegraph inviting Aussies to celebrate their win before the game. No, really We have fixed the typos Continue reading If you thought Anthony Mundine was a big headed twat, take a look at this One word: Monahan. If you can’t win it fair, then cheat. Monahan’s professional foul on Hohaia summed up 50 years of professional cheating by a team that claims (falsely) to be the best in the world. With the Kangalose on the rack and the Kiwi’s rampaging through them at will Monahan played the man instead Continue reading Kiwi’s Retain World Champion Status Updated 02-07-2008 14:30 While it is a generally accepted fact that Aussie sports people are the worlds biggest cheats due to their inability to compete effectively on a level playing field a study just released proves that they are not the only ones cheating to get by in the big league. Sports referees from Continue reading Official: Aussie Refs Admit To Being Cheats Too |
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