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Jamal Umboto, 3rd from left. As part of their daily public relations training the Sockerlose visited an orphanage in South Africa this morning. “It’s so good to put a smile on the faces of people constantly struggling and facing the impossible” said Jamal Umboto, aged 6 In other news lowly ranked pretenders Ghana Continue reading Sockerlose Orphanage Visit Brings Cheer What Me Worry? The cocky swagger of the Ocker meathead has vanished as Ausfailure face certain humiliation at this years Football World Cup official figures show. The Sockerlose begin to lose on June 11th. http://www.smh.com.au/business/consumer-confidence-extends-retreat-20… The Westpac Melbourne Institute consumer sentiment index dropped by 5.7 per cent in June, a third consecutive monthly Continue reading Confidence Slides As World Cup Losses Approach UN On Ausfailure's Tail It had to happen. The United Nations will investigate Ausfailure’s culture of cheating. http://www.smh.com.au/environment/australia-accused-of-fudging-emissi… Ausfailure is said to chasing John Ribot to defend the allegations. Ribot was unavailable for comment having gone fishing with Greg ‘Biffer’ Inglis on the boat Inglis received as part of the salary cap rort Continue reading UN to investigate Aus Cultural Cheating A Day In The Life I read the news today oh boy, Another sports collapse from an Ocker And though the news was always bad Well we all had to joke About our latest choke She blew her out of the French Open Not the result that we were hopin’ The crowds of Continue reading A Day In The Life While Aussie joker sports are losing at an alarming rate Ausfailure’s sheilas are doing very well without any help from the dickless joker brigade. The Mens rugby team might be on a 7 or is it 8 match losing streak to the underperforming and over coached all black male models but the Sheilaroos are proving Continue reading Sports Sheilas Take Some Licking Tourism Ausfailure is defending itself for using the Mickey Mouse Club theme to promote Ausfailure. Source : www.brisbanetimes.com.au “Our sports teams are mickey mouse so why shouldn’t we embrace that and use the mickey mouse theme song to encourage people to visit this part of the third world?” said Carmin Spendsome Ausfailure’s sports teams are Continue reading Mickey Mouse Advert for Mickey Mouse Country Aussies Love NZ (Official) It’s official. Ausfailure is such a sh!theap that most of the bludgers have a stiffy for New Zealand. No one would be shocked to read the news online today reporting that out of all the countries in the world Aussies pull themselves over it is the tiny rugby league Continue reading Aussie Stiffy For New Zealand Revealed in Latest Poll Ausfailure’s long suffering sports fan jokers were today shamed by a bunch of girl’s blouse wearers as their women’s cricket team succeeded to do what none of their men can do – they beat New Zealand at something. New Zealand is a small sparsely populated group of islands in the Pacific and current rugby league Continue reading Ausfailure – A Girl’s Blouse Paradise Well done to the Ausfailure 20/20 team for handing yet another world title to the opposition. And who prey tell is the latest sports superstar to lower the Aussie trousers? England. Yes, that’s what I said, England. The country that until this morning had never won a limited overs world title despite 35 years of Continue reading Another Ausfailure – Part 23,201 in this month’s series Source http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/australia/3695206/Sydney-man-critically-ill-after-eating-slug A Sydney man is critically ill after eating a slug as a dare, leading authorities to issue health warnings on devouring raw gastropods. The man, 21, is in a critical condition in hospital after contracting a rare form of meningitis called Angiostrongylus or rat lung worm after eating the slug. NSW Health says Continue reading Sydney man critically ill after eating slug Shit Storm – Click for Full Story Ausfailure’s long suffering sport’s fans woke up today finding that yet another of their illustrious sporting icons are in fact like the rest of them – cheats. Melbourne Storm have proved unbeatable over the last 5 years. Winning against Storm has proven harder than proving a Continue reading Shit Storm Rocks Land Of Cheating Ausfailure’s apple growers were today shocked to find that their 90 year battle to prevent decent apples from New Zealand being sold to the long suffering apple eaters of Ausfailure is about to be knocked over like a row of sh!t cans after the World Trade Organisation ruled the ban was an unacceptable trade barrier. Continue reading Aussie Get’s The Pip Over New Zealand Apples While it’s very true that the past 10 years have been just awful for Ausfailure it’s not like they’re not used to making gallahs of themselves in front of millions of people. New Zealand Flys Region's Flag While Aussies Sit On Arse And Do Nothing, Again While Ausfailure lingers at the bottom of the no-hoper barrel and embarrasses itself on the World Stage on a daily basis sports fans from this part of the World can get down on their knees and thank God for Continue reading Thank God For New Zealand! What to do with Wee Willy and his Peers With so many famous Aussies being snapped whipping out their little willys and taking a leak any old place the question needs to be ask as the whether or not Ausfailure is in fact a dunny. Wee Willy Mason got his hands wet whilst Continue reading Is Ausfailure A Toilet? No joking, It’s choking More bad news for Ausfailure’s long suffering sports fans today as news comes in of the Ausfailure Schoolboys suffered a heartbreaking 30-28 loss in the dying stages of their tour match against England Under 18 at Sale Rugby Club on Sunday. Hot on the heals of the Wallabies humiliating Continue reading Aussie Youngsters Join Choker Ranks Wallabies Captain Rocky Elsom Says Team Is Not Full Of Meatheads While the world laughs uncontrollably at the growing list of Ausfailure’s sporting disasters teams that usually struggle to beat the Ockers are lining up to thrash the daylights out of them. Take their Two Time Rugby World Cup winning team. The Wallabies Continue reading Ausfailure loses to Scotland for first time since 1982 Another Kiwi Dumbo Crosses The Ditch Ausfailure’s reputation as a haven for losers and dropouts has been confirmed by a recent census analysis. Wellington demographer James Newell found that figures proved that Kiwis who left New Zealand for Ausfailure were more likely to be unskilled. The good news for New Zealand is that Continue reading Ausfailure A Magnet For Dumbo’s Number 2 England was today celebrating their new status as second best rugby league team in the world after doing what Ausfailure couldn’t manage when they beat New Zealand in the Rugby League Four Nations tournament. New Zealand are rugby league world champions after caning the Kangalose in last years final. Ausfailure failed Continue reading England Celebrates 2nd Best Team Award After spending the last week lobbying for an Ausfailure referee to help the underpowered Kangalose get a leg up in this weekends Four Nations Final the RLB has appointed a New Zealand referee to control the game. The final will decide which team out of England and Ausfailure can earn bragging rights to being Not Continue reading Ausfailure Fails In Four Nations, Again |
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